Sloppy seconds
This is my second post, hence the title. This is also a unique post because I am doing it from my cell phone. I don’t have much to say but I felt the urge to write, for those of you who don’t blog its like crack, and Amira is my dealer. On a different note, I had to work today. It sucked. But, I do bear interesting news ( pun intended [you’ll see why in a second]), two for two on the sub parenthesis. Manbearpig is real. I swear to jesus a woman came to my checkout who looked like a pig. Her cart contained nothing but discusting desserts, which I only presumed were to be enjoied at her lonesome. I could not understand this woman’s pigspeak, that (although sad) was not a joke. I had checked out all her items but one, a cake, which would not ring up. She insisted on waiting a half an hour for my manager to come over so she could have her precious piggysnack. I told her that I could check her out (not the hit on way) except for that one item and she although pissed off accepted my offer and made on her way to the troughs. Im sorry for how much in poor taste that joke was. But thats what I do at work.
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